The Best "Out of Office" E-mail Auto-Replies
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
11: I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'...
luni, 28 iunie 2010
luni, 14 iunie 2010
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Chit Chat for Facebook is a free instant messenger that allows you to chat with all your Facebook contacts.
Chit Chat connects to Facebook Chat and removes the need to use a web-browser to talk over Facebook Chat.
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Chit Chat for Facebook is a free instant messenger that allows you to chat with all your Facebook contacts.
Chit Chat connects to Facebook Chat and removes the need to use a web-browser to talk over Facebook Chat.
Download program
More info
vineri, 4 iunie 2010
Troubleshooting: No Beep No Video
CAUTION:
Be sure and always ground yourself by touching the power supply before handling the motherboard or other components to avoid electrostatic discharge (static electricity, it can damage components). It should be plugged into a properly grounded outlet. I prefer a power strip, so it's always plugged in and still grounded even when the strip is turned off.
The tools needed:
Non-conductive surface, such as a linoleum tabletop, cardboard or rubber mat.
Small screwdriver.
Known good power supply.
Power strip. (not mandatory but helpful if your power supply does not have a primary power switch on back.)
Components needed:
Motherboard
CPU/fan/heatsink - double check to be SURE the fan is plugged in. 30 seconds without it and the CPU is fried.
Video card - or onboard, depending on motherboard.
RAM - I prefer one RAM stick to reduce the number of components that can cause trouble.
Monitor - Can't see any results without it.
Keyboard - Not mandatory but very useful if you need to change BIOS settings.
Speaker - Again not mandatory, but it's helpful to hear a beep code.
Power Supply - Can't get anywhere without it. Use one you already know is good.
If you don't know what any of these components are, the Component ID thread might help.
For Procedure (Click Here)
Be sure and always ground yourself by touching the power supply before handling the motherboard or other components to avoid electrostatic discharge (static electricity, it can damage components). It should be plugged into a properly grounded outlet. I prefer a power strip, so it's always plugged in and still grounded even when the strip is turned off.
The tools needed:
Non-conductive surface, such as a linoleum tabletop, cardboard or rubber mat.
Small screwdriver.
Known good power supply.
Power strip. (not mandatory but helpful if your power supply does not have a primary power switch on back.)
Components needed:
Motherboard
CPU/fan/heatsink - double check to be SURE the fan is plugged in. 30 seconds without it and the CPU is fried.
Video card - or onboard, depending on motherboard.
RAM - I prefer one RAM stick to reduce the number of components that can cause trouble.
Monitor - Can't see any results without it.
Keyboard - Not mandatory but very useful if you need to change BIOS settings.
Speaker - Again not mandatory, but it's helpful to hear a beep code.
Power Supply - Can't get anywhere without it. Use one you already know is good.
If you don't know what any of these components are, the Component ID thread might help.
For Procedure (Click Here)
miercuri, 2 iunie 2010
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